{"id":335,"date":"2015-09-18T09:04:22","date_gmt":"2015-09-18T09:04:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/?p=335"},"modified":"2015-09-18T09:04:22","modified_gmt":"2015-09-18T09:04:22","slug":"quick-time-is-running-out-to-get-your-name-in-print","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/?p=335","title":{"rendered":"Quick! Time is running out to get your name in print!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/c7406972.myzen.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/jamie-front-cover-screen-grab.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\" size-medium wp-image-334 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/c7406972.myzen.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/jamie-front-cover-screen-grab-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"jamie front cover screen grab\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/jamie-front-cover-screen-grab-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/jamie-front-cover-screen-grab-200x200.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/jamie-front-cover-screen-grab-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/jamie-front-cover-screen-grab-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/jamie-front-cover-screen-grab-624x625.jpg 624w, https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/jamie-front-cover-screen-grab.jpg 762w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I am putting the final few touches to my next book, <em>Jamie and the Joke Factory, <\/em>but I could still do with a few more jokes! Can you (or, better still, your children or grandchildren) help out?<\/p>\n<p>Send me their favourite &#8216;doctor, doctor&#8217;, &#8216;I say, I say, I say&#8217; or &#8216;knock, knock&#8217; joke by Monday (21st September) and I&#8217;ll do my best to fit them in. If I put their joke in the book, I&#8217;ll put their name in too!<\/p>\n<p>You can put your joke in the comments box below, send it via my facebook page (Peta Rainford&#8217;s Books), or via email: petarainford @gmail.com.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am putting the final few touches to my next book, Jamie and the Joke Factory, but I could still do with a few more jokes! Can you (or, better still, your children or grandchildren) help out? Send me their favourite &#8216;doctor, doctor&#8217;, &#8216;I say, I say, I say&#8217; or &#8216;knock, knock&#8217; joke by Monday [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=335"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":336,"href":"https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335\/revisions\/336"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}