{"id":753,"date":"2016-12-24T22:24:48","date_gmt":"2016-12-24T22:24:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/?p=753"},"modified":"2016-12-24T22:24:48","modified_gmt":"2016-12-24T22:24:48","slug":"merry-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/?p=753","title":{"rendered":"Merry Christmas!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hope you all have a wonderful Christmas. Thank you for your support in 2016 &#8211; see you again in 2017!<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, here is my Christmas poem:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Christmas Wrap<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/c7406972.myzen.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/father-christmas.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-751 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/c7406972.myzen.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/father-christmas-254x300.jpg\" alt=\"father-christmas\" width=\"254\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/father-christmas-254x300.jpg 254w, https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/father-christmas-300x354.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/father-christmas-768x906.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/father-christmas-868x1024.jpg 868w, https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/father-christmas-624x736.jpg 624w, https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/father-christmas.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 254px) 100vw, 254px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Christmas cheer:<br \/>\nGuess who\u2019s here?<br \/>\nJolly fat man, red-nosed deer!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Early morning,<br \/>\nNot yet dawning,<br \/>\nDaddy\u2019s grumpy, Mummy\u2019s yawning<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Tea is sipped,<br \/>\nWrap is ripped,<br \/>\nBatman onesie, on and zipped.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Jingle bells,<br \/>\nWhoops and yells,<br \/>\nYummy scrummy cooking smells<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It\u2019s fantastic!<br \/>\n(Dad\u2019s sarcastic.)<br \/>\nOverwhelmed by so much plastic.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Corks are popping,<br \/>\nNeedles dropping,<br \/>\nI like the cake, but not the topping.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Weather\u2019s murky,<br \/>\nGrandma\u2019s perky,<br \/>\nRoast potatoes, bacon, turkey.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Teenage pouts,<br \/>\nBrussel sprouts,<br \/>\nLots of laughter, lots of shouts.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Lights and holly,<br \/>\nTalking dolly,<br \/>\nThink that Grandma\u2019s getting jolly.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Cranberry jelly,<br \/>\nExcess telly,<br \/>\nToo much food inside my belly.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Battery\u2019s dead,<br \/>\nAll are fed,<br \/>\nThink it\u2019s time to go to bed.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/c7406972.myzen.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/rudolph.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-750 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/c7406972.myzen.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/rudolph-217x300.jpg\" alt=\"rudolph\" width=\"217\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/rudolph-217x300.jpg 217w, https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/rudolph-300x416.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/rudolph-768x1064.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/rudolph-739x1024.jpg 739w, https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/rudolph-624x864.jpg 624w, https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/rudolph.jpg 1122w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 217px) 100vw, 217px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hope you all have a wonderful Christmas. Thank you for your support in 2016 &#8211; see you again in 2017! In the meantime, here is my Christmas poem: Christmas Wrap Christmas cheer: Guess who\u2019s here? Jolly fat man, red-nosed deer! Early morning, Not yet dawning, Daddy\u2019s grumpy, Mummy\u2019s yawning Tea is sipped, Wrap is ripped, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/753"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=753"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/753\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":757,"href":"https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/753\/revisions\/757"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dogpigeon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}